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This Will Make You Have More Faith in Humanity
Many people, throughout time have, one time or another, made the false claim that they, themselves have invented, or more precisely reinvented the wheel. Those claims were all proven false. I have actually invented the spiral and I have never patented it so that the world can have it without paying royalties. I also invented Fibonacci Sequence of numbers but decided that GOD and nature should use it for their benefit. I didn't keep it for my own selfish desires. Freud, the inventor of the Freudian slip is now working for . He is now making Freudian dresses, shoes and . I had a dream that I was a peanut butter sandwich and the bad part was there was no in sight. It was a good thing that I woke up in time for Sponge . I don't know but I really need a clean break from my girlfriend. I would love to get in a private pool near me with really hot girls and just smoke weed all night until I pass out. What do you think? My girlfriend and I were like Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, I never let anyone else her that without a fight from me. I met Flintstone in the % pure Italian. As pure as you can get without a prescription. My house is haunted. There is a ghost that wants to play with my thing after I go to sleep. I don't mind, I wish that ghost would clean up the mess afterwords. I took Too many and together now I am breaking holes in the wall as I bump into walls. I figured out that the ceiling fan in my room is still and the room is spinning. Tell the doctors in the white robes that I DO NOT NEED an !!! I'm not crazy any more. The voices in my head don't bother me as much now that I'm taking the , taking yoga classes and eating 3 lbs of daily. I have always wanted to know why the monkey chased the weasel. What the hell did the weasel do to be chased around the cobbler's bench by a primate? And while I am still on the topic of Swedish meatball day at the local bowling alley, I have to say, clearly and for the record that I am no longer gay. After last night, I wont be gay for, at least 3 weeks. did a number on me that I wont forget for a very long time. Why aren't there any doctors named Nuncio or ? Why aren't there any cute girls named Bertha or ? Why is Gaylord even a name? It would stand to reason that if you want you son to aspire to be a doctor, not to name him or Nuncio. If you want to raise a cute daughter, never ever ever name her or Bertha. I there are many serial named Gaylord that have never been caught, yet. I like chicken fried cheesecake, some Chicharon a la , chorizo shake and a philly cheesesteak sundae. No forgeto la chaloupa. Why are there no restaurants that serve batter fried spaghetti and meatballs? I like the Raccoon Lodge. One day I hope to be the Imperial Majesty the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler and be berried in the National Raccoon Cemetery in Bismark South Dakota. The doctors told me that I need more gravy. I really don't need any more gravy. Please don't let them give me more gravy. I'm . I never had scurvy, beriberi or pellagra ever in my whole entire life. One time I had amoebic dysentery, but that doesn't count. I had fava beans and a nice chianti. My family is OK except my brother. He is a little off. We always said that he is not the sharpest bowling ball in the freezer. My name is J. Fudd, millionaire. I own mansion and yacht. AGAIN!! My name is J. Fudd, millionaire. I own mansion and yacht. AGAIN!! My name is J. Fudd, millionaire. I own mansion and yacht. I wanna Egg! I wanna Egg! I wanna Egg! I wanna Egg! Wow, I will never ever mix -Aid, and before going to bed. You have to excuse me, I was out in the sun all day but it never effected me none. LOL! Ha! Ha! Fuckin' Ha! (Ja! Ja! maldito Ja! en Espaol) By the way, I forgot, I meant to ask if you are a virgin yet. Well, are you? If not, please let me know how long will it be before you become one. I wont be able to wait for any longer than 6 months. The rituals will be over by then.
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